Csíkszereda Musings

My life in and around Csíkszereda, also known as Miercurea Ciuc.

Five of the best

Posted by Andy Hockley on 26 October, 2006

The most intriguingly named products & businesses in Romania:

Discounting such classics as Heavy Tools Clothing Division, The Transilvanian Trousers Company and meaningless advertising slogans such as “Cosmote: In Touch With Life” (Really. WTF?)

5: Crimbo Gas. Not that funny, I’ll grant you, but it always amuses me to see this company’s ads around the place, being as how “Crimbo” is kind of a cloyingly cutesy way of referring to “Christmas” in the UK

4: Bords Eye. No that’s not a spelling mistake. Just as there is a company called Birds Eye in the UK which sells frozen food, in Romania (at least) there is a brand of margarine called Bords Eye. It’s a Northern Irish version I suspect. Wonder if they make sajt too? “It’s Bords Eye sajt, so it is”

3: Gyno Drinks. I see the van with this company’s name on the side driving around Csikszereda sometimes and it always (without fail) reminds me of “Vegina” (the vegetable drink in an edible can) featured on the Alan Partridge radio show.

2: Stalinskaya Vodka. Who came up with this brand name? Really. Are we going to see a German style lager introduced onto the market called Hitlersch?

1: Antrax Import and Export. Classic. It really needs no more elaboration does it? I’ll really start worrying if Antrax start exporting Bords Eye.

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2 Responses to “Five of the best”

  1. Anonymous said

    Actually, the Italians do have a Mussolini wine:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Mussolini_wine.jpg

    –Bogdan

  2. Anonymous said

    Bords eye sajt…hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

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